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Tuesday, April 29, 2003

The Onion | Ashcroft Rejected By Newly Created Bride Of Ashcroft  

The Onion | Ashcroft Rejected By Newly Created Bride Of Ashcroft Attorney General John Ashcroft's quest for a companion to ease the pain of his lonely and tormented existence was dealt a severe blow Monday, when he was rejected by the newly created "Bride Of Ashcroft."

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