The Pitch: Just the Brilliance that is Seanbaby....  

Sample Lyrics: “If you only knew! What I’m gonna do to you! You’d be runnin’ out of here as fast as your feet could carry you! Your destiny! Belongs to me! If you only knew!” It starts with a lighthearted warning about the beating you’re about to get, but it gets a little too serious at the end. “Your destiny belongs to me,” isn’t something you say when you’re singing a happy song about hurting people. That’s something you say when you want to turn a confrontation into a duel to the death. Here, I’ll insert it into a typical bar fight situation and show you:
Drunk Guy A: “You spilled your beer on me!”
Drunk Guy B: “What are you going to do about it?”
Drunk Guy A: “Why don’t I take you outside and show you what I’ll do?”
Drunk Guy B: “Good! I can show your woman what a real man’s like!”
Drunk Guy A: “Your destiny belongs to me.”
Drunk Guy B: “I... whoa. Whoa, hold on, man. I didn’t know it was like that.”