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Monday, November 10, 2003

The Pitch: And if you thought the last entry was self-indulgent....  

Currently reading Updikes Couples, I remembered writing something snarky about Updike on the Wallace-L mailing list sometime back. I searched the archive, found the entry, and found it so amusing I thought I'd include it here.

Mmmm, self-indulgence.....

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To: wallace-l@[omitted]
From: "groder groder"
Subject: wallace-l: Blackness, Hot Chickness and Gayness, Part 2 (and even longer)
Date: Tue, 26 Feb 2002 09:42:19 -0800 (PST)


Okay,

So here I am at work, posting surreptitiously (so much
so I don't even have time to check and see if I spelled
'surreptitiously' correctly) and so will have to be
all-too-horribly quick (although you may have a
different take).

So, yeah, Ellison. I brought him up in part because we
were talking about great American writers and how they
stick, unsurprisingly, to their white, hetero
neighborhoods. And although there is certainly a good
case to be made for it being a result of classic
American "head-up-own-ass" syndrome, there may also be
a part of it where white guy writers being just as
naive in many ways about American culture as the rest
of us, expected a great tidal surge of terrific
African-American writing post-Invisible Man. Which
didn't arrive for various complicated reasons for which
everyone will have their own favorite finger to point.
And also I brought up Ellison because we were talking
about great American writers and, as I said, Ellison is
a great American writer, just by virtue of one book.

More important to me, anyway, was my point that Pynchon
at least for a period was very, very concerned and hip
to how essential blackness is to American culture and
tried, in a cautious but powerful way, to study it.

Which brings me to Colson Whitehead, who's
"Intuitionist" I finished at the beginning of the
month. I originally was little more than
nonplussed-half-plussed, I guess you'd call it--because
us Pynchonheads can sniff one another out from a mile
away and it seemed to me that Whitehead had cribbed a
lot of Pynchon's moves and rhythms without a real solid
foundation (Pynchon's perfect diction, in other words).
Brilliant details without a suitably strong eye for
the overall picture; nice blending of the technical and
mystical but without (at least initially) the
connecting tether of human emotion. Three-quarters of
the way through the Intuitionist, I had given it up as
a victim of "Promising First Novelitis" where the
novelist is onto something good but doesn't get the
editorial direction to sharpen it into something great.

And then Whitehad, unbelievably, pulls it off in the
end. At least for the most part, and in my mind. He
spins it all into focus and makes it work. It seems
less of the masterstroke of someone who knew what he
was doing all along and more of a talented pulling of
the fat from the fire at the crucial moment, but it
worked. I want to read his next book and hope he can
take the Pynchonisms and refine them into something
more personally effective.

As for hot chickness: I had also heard that DFW's tatt
is of Mary Karr's name and after reading The Liar's
club recently, I understand why. As amazing as I think
Dave is, I can't imagine him being at least a little
outclassed by Ms. Karr who's riveting authorial voice
and stories lead me to believe that she probably gives
off the alluring scent of seen it all, done it all,
and, most importantly, can write cogently about it
all--the sort of scent that I would imagine would make
a guy like DFW, thirsting for genuine human experience,
roll his eyes back in his head and thrash zygotically
upon the floor at first smell thereof. Little wonder
it's easy for me to imagine to DFW resorting to the
blue-collar gambit of carnies and service station men
everywhere and getting Ms. Karr's name, initials or pet
name for her pudenda (or whatever) pen and inked on the
squat bicep of his racket swinging arm (as opposed to
the lanky, squishy bicep of his non-racket swinging
one).

Yes, as one can see--all too horribly easy for me to
imagine.

As for gayness: I know that there are indeed men who
have written about sex from the female point of view,
and that one of those men being indeed Updike, as it
was his very description of same, somewhat early on, in
Roger's Version that made me toss the book from my arms
as if it had tried to bite me on the throat. This was
my first (and to date, last) experience with Updike
who, from what I can tell, is like the smart guy you
always see at the bar who draws you in with some
rapturously gorgeous descriptions of something he
appreciates (like quantum physics, in this particular
case) and then, when you are sitted next to him and
just looking forward to what he'll tell you next,
begins chain-vomiting endlessly onto your pants and
shirt. Updike's description of what's-her-name's
lover, some young student guy who is described with
just the right attention to detail to his acne and his
skinny wrists and the yokelish expression he gets upon
ejaculation, managed to be so precise, and seemed to me
so precisely filled with hatred, jealousy, and
loathing, that I had little choice but to engage in the
previously described book tossing. I couldn't figure
out how a book I had found so charming had managed to
become so hateable--but then I had yet to sit next to a
drunk who's great eloquence and affection is
counter-balanced by an equally great hatred and
bitterness.

Finally, as for Chabon. He's married--twice, I
believe. He's got several kids. He's an astonishing
writer, albeit a bit too married to his outlines, if
Kavalier & Clay is any indication. He writes
beautifully about men--as brothers, as lovers, as
fathers and sons, and amalgamations of each--and
considering he is rewarded for this with such
prize-winning consideration of his work as David
Fleissig's "Chabon has got to be at least a little
gay," it's a little wonder the rest of the American
writer lot stick to their novels about titty-humping
undergrads.

-jeff

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