The Pitch: It's like Deliverance meets Grosse Point Blank!  

Hey. I'm in Humboldt. I'm hoping you get this email if I send it (it's
another quasi-test email from my Alphasmart). What's really sad is,
despite how sluggishly my little writing machine crawls across a website,
or opens an email off my webmail page, it's almost as fast if not faster
than my dad's Imac. If I had the money, I'd buy that man something a
little more hardy: it'd be less frustrating watching him surf for stamps on
Ebay if he was doing it on a tickertape machine.

I've taken lots of pictures--something like 400 of them. I think this
means I'll try setting up a Flickr account when I get home. What harm can
it do?