Am I blogging...or am I pitching my existence?
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Saturday, March 04, 2006 The Pitch: It's like Dreamscape meets Storytelling! Pop quiz:Last night, I dreamt I was watching a Paul Walker movie. In the movie, Paul Walker was a corrupt cop on the run in the streets of some dark city. At one point, he ends up trapped in a dead-end alley and, suddenly, three cool asian hitwomen show up. At this point, I thought, "Cool, there's going to be an awesome Kung-Fu sequence." But then, the women turn out to be his three wives, and they start bitching about how Paul never spends any time with them, forcing them to hang out with each other. I was disappointed because I thought the best thing about this movie was supposed to be Paul Walker having explicit sex with his wife after a kung-fu sequence. With horror, I realize that there are two Paul Walker movies currently in theaters, and I have chosen the wrong movie. From the following list, choose the option that most correctly makes this dream a nightmare: (a) That I went to see a Paul Walker movie; (b) That in my dream there were two Paul Walker movies, and I went to the wrong one. (c) That, in real life, there actually are two Paul Walker movies in current release. (d) that my subconscious actually knew there were two Paul Walker movies in current release, and worked this knowledge into the context of my dream; (e) Whatever my subconscious conflicts about marriage are, as expressed in the scene from the Paul Walker movie of my dream; (f) All of the above; (g) None of the above. This blog entry is the real nightmare, not the dream. Pick up your pencils and begin. posted by Jeff Lester | 6:01 PM | |
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